Be Kind But Take No Sh*t Coffee Mug
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Coven, it's finally here!

The phrase that has been living rent-free in our streams since day one: Be Kind But Take No Shit.

Grab yours, bring it to coffee time, and cheers with us the way the coven always does: open hearts, strong spines, and something delicious in hand. Because what's a coven without matching mugs? ☕🔮

• Ceramic
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Cheers

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Cafe Coven Mug Cafe Coven Mug
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Cafe Coven Mug
$22.22
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
April 2026 Cosmic Tea Transit Guide
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April 2026 Cosmic Tea Transit Guide
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This guide is rooted in Jyotish, the Vedic astrology tradition: one of the oldest and most precise astrological systems in the world. Same sky as Western astrology — sharper lens!

Your 36-page field guide covers every major transit of April 2026, broken down into plain language with charts and clear explanations of how each one affects your mind, your relationships, and your daily life:

  • Pūrṇimā Moon (Full Moon) in Hasta Nakshatra — April 1

  • Mars Yuti Saturn & Sun in Pisces — April 2 to May 11

  • Mercury Nīca (debilitated) in Pisces — April 10 to 29

  • Sun Uccha in Aries — April 14 to May 14

  • Amāvāsyā (New Moon) in Aries, Ashwini Nakshatra — April 17

  • Venus Svarāśi (in its own sign) in Taurus — April 19 to May 14

Most of these transits run through mid-May, so this guide is very much still in season. ☕🔮

What is Jyotish?

Jyotish is a Sanskrit term composed of two root words:

jytoi: LIGHT

Isha: LORD or GOD

Jyotish, Lord of Light, is a science that studies the cosmos and their effect on human life.

Jyotish uses the Sidereal Zodiac vs the Tropical Zodiac, which is used in Western astrology.

Additionally, Jyotish does not recognize the outer planets Pluto, Uranus, and Neptune.

We check the weather report every day to discern if we need an umbrella or an extra layer. The same applies to the planets and stars. When a planet transits from one zodiac sign to another, it can bring sudden and unexpected changes.

Understanding planetary transits can equip you with a metaphoric umbrella, so to speak. When you are aware of the various shifts of the planets, you can align your expectations with what’s available above.

East vs. West

While the zodiac signs originally corresponded with their namesake constellations due to an astronomical phenomenon called the procession of the equinoxes, they no longer do in Western Astrology. This is because western astrologers use the tropical zodiac, which places the first degree of the zodiac – Aries – at the vernal equinox.

Alas, the Earth is not a perfect sphere in a perfect universe. Instead, it ‘wobbles’, shifting the vernal equinox 1° every 72 years, which places it currently in the sign of Pisces rather than Aries.

Practitioners, Vedic Astrology aka Jyotish, use the Sidereal Zodiac, which utilizes the actual position of the sun at the vernal equinox and the current position of the stars.

The fact that in most of Western Astrology, the zodiac signs no longer align with their namesake constellation in the sky fuels critics who argue that such incongruous is proves all astrological claims. After all, if you're looking for messages from the stars, shouldn't you base that language on their correct positions?

Source: The Library of Esoterica, Astrology